ZERO BANDWIDTH | Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt | Introvert, Burnout & Social Battery Humor

The "ZERO BANDWIDTH" Comfort Colors® Tee – For When the Signal is Dead.

THE VIBE The phone rings. The email pings. Someone stands at your desk and asks if you have "a quick second." No. You don't. You don't have a second. You don't have a millisecond. The tank is dry. The wires are frayed. You are a dial-up modem trying to survive in a fiber-optic world, and the connection has timed out.

You are physically present, but the lights are off upstairs. This shirt is a warning sign. It tells them to keep walking. It tells them that the shop is closed and the owner is staring at a wall, waiting for the noise to stop.

THE GARMENT: COMFORT COLORS® 1717 We don't print on that thin, gauze-like trash that rips when you look at it wrong. We use the Comfort Colors 1717. It’s the only shirt that feels like it has your back.

• The Weight: It’s 6.1 oz of heavyweight cotton. It feels like armor. It has a structured, boxy fit that hangs loose and doesn't cling to the parts of you that just want to rest.

• The Look: Garment-dyed. It comes looking vintage, muted, and washed-out. It looks like it’s seen some things. It fits the mood.

• The Feel: 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft as a reprieve. It feels broken-in, like an old sheet or a quiet Sunday morning.

• The Build: Double-needle stitching and no side seams. It won’t twist. It won’t shrink. It’s solid.

SIZING & FIT This is a standard Unisex Relaxed Fit.

• Classic Fit: Stick to your normal size. It fits like a t-shirt should.

• Oversized: Size up one or two times. Pull it over your head and hide inside it.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out.

• Tumble dry low.

• Do not iron. Who has the energy to iron? Not you.