CURRENTLY OOO | Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt | Out of Office & Vacation Mode

The "CURRENTLY OOO" Comfort Colors® Tee – The Art of Disappearing.

THE VIBE The factory whistle blows, but you aren't there. The emails pile up like dead leaves in a gutter, but you aren't watching. You are Out of Office. It’s the only victory the working man gets. A temporary death. A few days where the machine grinds on without your blood to lubricate it.

You might be on a beach. You might be staring at the ceiling with a bottle of cheap red wine. It doesn't matter. You are unavailable. This shirt is your flag. It tells the world that the shop is closed and the owner has gone fishing for his sanity.

THE GARMENT: COMFORT COLORS® 1717 We don't sell those thin, spirited-away rags that dissolve after two washes. We use the Comfort Colors 1717. It’s a shirt that understands the weight of existence.

• The Weight: It’s 6.1 oz of heavyweight cotton. It sits on you like a promise. It has a boxy, structured fit that doesn't cling to the parts of you that gave up years ago.

• The Look: Garment-dyed. It comes looking vintage, muted, and real. It looks like you’ve worn it to a thousand bad shifts and survived every one of them.

• The Feel: 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft as a reprieve. It feels broken-in, like a good pair of boots or a barstool you know by name.

• The Build: Double-needle stitching and no side seams. It won’t twist. It won’t shrink. It endures.

SIZING & FIT This is a standard Unisex Relaxed Fit.

• Classic Fit: Stick to your normal size. It fits like a t-shirt should.

• Oversized: Size up one or two times. Let it hang loose. Hide inside it until Monday comes.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out.

• Tumble dry low.

• Do not iron. Why would you iron? Who are you trying to impress?