WARMEST REGARDS | Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt | Passive Aggressive Email Humor

The "WARMEST REGARDS" Comfort Colors® Tee – The Polite Way to Say "Drop Dead."

THE VIBE You type it at the bottom of the email. "Warmest regards." You don't mean it. You have never felt warmth for this person. You feel a cold, grey indifference, or maybe a quiet urge to throw your laptop out the window. But you type it anyway. It’s the lie that keeps the rent paid. It’s the mask you wear so they don't see the teeth.

This shirt is for the moment you hit "send" and stare at the screen, wondering how much more of your soul you just sold for a dental plan. It’s passive-aggressive. It’s professional. It’s the knife hidden in the bouquet.

THE GARMENT: COMFORT COLORS® 1717 We don't print on those thin, pathetic rags that lose their shape after one spin in the dryer. We use the Comfort Colors 1717. It’s a shirt that can hold its liquor.

• The Weight: It’s 6.1 oz of heavyweight cotton. It feels substantial. It has a boxy, structured fit that hangs loose and doesn't cling to your ribs like a bad debt.

• The Look: Garment-dyed. It comes looking vintage, muted, and washed-out. It doesn't look like a shiny new lie; it looks like the truth.

• The Feel: 100% ring-spun cotton. Soft as a reprieve. It feels broken-in the moment you put it on.

• The Build: Double-needle stitching and no side seams. It won’t twist. It won’t shrink. It’s the only reliable thing in the office.

SIZING & FIT This is a standard Unisex Relaxed Fit.

• Classic Fit: Stick to your normal size. It’s got room to breathe.

• Oversized: Size up one or two times. Hide inside it. Keep the world away.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out.

• Tumble dry low.

• Do not iron. Wrinkles are just evidence of life.